The Greatest Invention Of All Time

Well if your occupation is inventor or entrepreneur, this is indeed a very sad time for you.  Why is it a sad time?  Well because your job has become obsolete.  Why has it become obsolete?  Enough with the questions, I'll just tell you why.  The reason is because the greatest thing ever has been invented so any attempt to invent anything better is a complete waste of time.  I'm sure that by now you know I am talking about Light Headed, the baseball cap with built in lights.

I can't believe that in all of the time that we have been on this planet a hat like this has not been invented.  How did they even come up with the idea for something so great?

Oh yeah, coal miner's hats.  But those haven't been around that long right?

Oh, they've been around since before electricity?  But those are so big and bulky, nothing exists that is lightweight and built for speed.

Fair enough, but you can't get a baseball cap that has a really stupid phrase on it.

You got me again.  Nevermind inventors, keep inventing away.